


UNDER the DOME Song (to the music of the Little Mermaid)

by MesoMorph



Category: Under the Dome
Genre: Parody
Language: English
Status: Completed
Published: 2014-03-05
Updated: 2014-03-05
Packaged: 2014-05-15 07:22:36
Rating: T
Chapters: 1
Words: 426
Publisher: www.fanfiction.net
Story URL: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10163351/1/
Author URL: https://www.fanfiction.net/u/908286/MesoMorph
Summary: *SPOILERS* The first season of the series, portrayed in song about the hilarity inside Chester's Mill. Rated T for language.





	UNDER the DOME Song (to the music of the Little Mermaid)

_Author Comment: This is a song that I started to write from the very first episode, and I'm sure I'm not the only one. So this is my version for the famous song from Disney's "The Little Mermaid" titles "Under the Sea": modified for the benefit of readers worldwide:  
So Here is: Under the Dome - in the form of a Calypso-Caribbean Song...  
_

**Under The Dome:  
**  
A Soldier who killed a Husband  
Of some News-Reporter Chick  
The Council is down to One Guy  
And he's acting like a Dick

His kid feeling Homicidal  
And wants his Girl for his Own  
And now they are Locked Together  
Inside an Enormous Dome

_Chorus:_  
Under The Dome  
Under The Dome  
Maine is in trouble, Locked in a Bubble,  
But it's still Home!...  
Inside this Fortress we raise hell  
Jim's up to something but he won't tell  
Let's put it simple, Earth's got a Pimple!  
Under The DOME!

2nd Verse:  
Out there everyone is hopeless  
Afraid that we all may die  
Inside everyone is helpless  
We're stuck and we don't know why

The people are getting restless  
They might set the town aflame  
So who would be named the Ruler?  
And who would be put to Blame?

2nd Chorus:  
Under The Dome  
Under The Dome  
Don't need your pity, in our fair city,  
We're not alone...  
Maxine can show this place some class  
But she is being a pain in the ass  
We want to choke her  
Then play some poker  
Under The DOME! 

Bridge:  
We ran out of gas,  
This house is on fire,  
The water ran out, the priest is a liar  
The power is down,  
They're nuking the town,  
Jim let the Lady Drown!  
(Darn!)

Disease, Strife and Pain,  
There's nothing to gain  
We run out of food and tanks of propane  
We looked all around,  
A Riddle is found:  
"The Monarch Would Be CROWNED!"

End Chorus:  
Under the dome (under the Dome!),  
Under the dome! (under the Dome!)  
Escape is forbidden, A Secret is hidden  
In the unknown! (A forest to comb-comb-comb!)  
No-one is smart enough to think...  
Plot-Holes are making this series stink!  
You should know better, the Shit's in the Center!  
Under The DOME!  
...I pray Steven King, would salvage this thing-  
Under The DOME!  
...Fans start to doubt, they're moving about,  
...we drink and we shout, we wanna get out,  
...you all should have read- the novel instead:  
"UNDER THE DOOOOME"!"


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